The formerly free fest has announced plans to allow po boy purchases only by those patrons wearing wristbands that can be purchased onsite for $5.
Don’t care to buy a wristband? You won’t be allowed to purchase po boys.
We’re just going to sidle up to wristband wearers, inconspicuously slip them some money and have them buy us our po boys on the down low.
And hope that po boy fest’s goon squads don’t get wise to our parlay.
We looked over the list of vendors for this years fest and got really happy when we noticed that Gattuso’s was not invited back.