Lots of restaurants and bars purportedly hiring in the Austin metro area right now. Many offer wages of a little over $2 per hour for front of house and $7.25 per hour for cooks who are almost certain to be big network food stars in the nearly immediate future.

These are the rewards reaped during the “food era” that we are now living in. We’ve culled 5 of the most intriguing offers from the Austin food service industry. Without further ado; here they are.

Threadgill’s is hiring a line cook. It doesn’t mention the fact that extreme facility with a can opener is required for the job but you should probably know that going in. http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/3187508407.html

Are you fluent in English? Then Kublai Khan may have a job for you! Servers, don’t be shy http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/3187587521.html

How do you feel about relocating to San Angelo. And working in an “upscale hunting operation?” Are you a chef who understands what “Food presentation a must” means? Cause I have no fucking idea what that means. http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/3188476405.html

Cody Ray’s Saloon up in Pflugerville runs an ad for a waitress/bartender ad infinitum. How do you look in: Boots, White Shorts with black belt, tied up flannel shirt? Can you rock a sexy lumberjack gimmick? http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/3189945084.html

and the revolving door that is Haddington’s needs your help as well. This is an add for barkeeps that appears with frightening regularity. Good luck. http://austin.craigslist.org/fbh/3189093502.html

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