Will a 75 year old Steven Lawrence Keller still be able to pack enough punch to knock out a girl trying to get an order of beet fries from an Austin food cart like East Side King?

Perhaps a blogger in 2057 will be able to report on Mr. Keller’s punching power, cause that’s when he’ll be breathing free air again.

Travis county jurors are notoriously lenient but not in the case of Keller. The Austin community was outraged last year when Keller, in a vicious blind-side attack, cold-cocked Merri Gale Hieger as she made her way to Paul Qui’s East Side King food trailer for a plate of the notoriously delicious beet fries.

Full details on the dust-up here.

and the sentencing piece in the Statesman

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