Pit boss Aaron Franklin, facing a do or die situation on crowd control, has finally erected a giant, penitentiary-style fence around his popular barbecue shop on E. 11th. Bouncers from Emo’s are stationed at two entry points where potential patrons are searched for knives, wallets are gone through to confirm that they contain a minimum of $15 and legal documents are signed assuring the patron will give Aaron a full five star rating on the Yelp.

900 E 11th St

Austin Texas

78702

512-653-1187

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